🦠 **“Ask Me About My Flagellum” — A Bacterial Joke Sticker** 🦠

Because even bacteria have opinions… and they’re probably asking you why you didn’t ask them first.

This fun sticker features a cartoonish, purple-shaped bacterium with:

- Green eyes (or maybe it’s just the color of its genes)

- Red dots for “organelles” — yes, even microbes get fancy

- A long, wiggly pink flagellum that looks like… well, *a very enthusiastic tail*

And then there’s the text:  

> **“Ask Me About My Flagellum.”**

It’s not a joke. It’s a statement.

Because:

✅ You’re probably thinking “What is this? A cell?”  

✅ But maybe you’ve never asked — what it does, why it moves, or how fast it spins…

And the answer?

> *“I’m pretty sure I can swim faster than your laptop.”*

✨ Perfect For:

• Science lovers with a sense of humor

• Biology journals & notebooks (yes, even yours)

• Tech gear, water bottles or lab coats  

• Anyone who wants to make science feel… more alive

Product features
- Removable adhesive for easy repositioning without residue
- Water, scratch, and UV resistant for lasting vibrancy
- Satin finish for a sleek, professional look
- Available in four sizes to suit various needs
- Assembled in the USA with high-quality materials

Care instructions
- Clean with water and rag. Can be used indoors as well as outdoors with 3 year durability. Apply to any hard smooth surface.